![]() Here’s a short history of my hair, and lack thereof.įor my entire young life, I always hated my hair. The ‘Bald Look’ is more popular than ever I’ve been shaving my pathetically-thin hair off for about ten years now. But for many fellas, a thinning hairline is being dealt with by just removing all the hair. I’d like to think it was a trend started by yours truly, but that’s probably not even close to being true. Lots of men are shaving their heads these days. It’s simply the true story of how I achieve this glorious chrome dome.) My Bald Backstory The Schick Xtreme 3 is the best razor for shaving your head. ![]() I’m often asked how I shave my head (I’m a real hit at parties) and the short answer is this: I use the Schick Xtreme 3 razor in the shower. Can I ribbon bomb you next? Oh please, please, please? Bye! ribbon bomb 1 Entry Found rib.bon bomb verb :the act of covering an object entirely in ribbon facebook.Spoiler Alert: I don’t have any hair on my head! I’m bald, OK? To be truthful, I’m naturally only partially bald, but there’s so little hair actually growing on my head that I feel better about myself if I just take it all off. Check out their facebook page for upcoming contests and promotions. See the skin conditioning solid surrounding the blades? Ergonomic handle. And natural sensitive care which is infused with Vitamin E and 100% natural aloe. We got pure nourishment which is infused with coconut milk and almond oil. It is the only razor that lathers and shaves in one easy step. Went to sit down but my seat was so drab So I ribbon bombed right where I sat I'm on roll ribbon roll bombing roll bombing roll My intuition addiction is feeding my soul Smooth and silky guilty of loving my shave Gonna RB stay with me let's go! The flick was over so I went for a walk Spotted a horse and rider then I had to restock I heard a beat so I ribboned my shoes Followed the melody and I found a dance crew I'm on roll ribbon roll bombing roll bombing roll My intuition addiction is feeding my soul Smooth and silky guilty of loving my shave Gonna RB can't stop me tag your it get busy wrap wind it twist it and flow! Schick Intuition with moisturizing ribbons. "RIBBON BOMB!" (Lyrics) I have long legs it's true Shaving them is a lot for me to do cause their long I spend so much time in my tub But what's this? Schick Intuition with Ribbons? Lather and shave in one Moisturizing Flawlessly smooth And it made me want to Ribbon Bomb The act of covering an object entirely in ribbon I started ribbon bombing everything that I saw From a coffee mug my rug and my puppies paws (It's not mine) Just getting started look at my pretty vase My friend came over I even did her face Went to a movie and I wanted a snack Gave the register guy a ribbon hat. (Girl those legs extra smooth, stop, hold up, bust a move) Her ladyscaping is-a lookin' fine Go 'head show off your bikini line (yeah) Rock your legs now they glow (Ready, shave & shine) Close up shot in slow-mo (Ready, shave & shine) Legs are sparklin' like they've been gift wrapped (oh) Blinding bright cuz we're (smooth, hey) Pitch Perfect 2 Schick & Skintimate Present The Basic Pitches In Ready, Shave, Shine She got more numbers than the stock exchange, Cuz she kissed her thorny legs buh, bye. We love it.) She gotta pair of legs they'll blow your mind, Smooth as a dolphin on a slippery slide. My leg hair, don't hate it, just shave it. Just got these shorts on sale, my stubble now don't stand a chance. I'm like a cactus, I got thorny thighs, can barely dance. (Ready, shave, and shine) Gel it up ya gotta lose that hair (ah) Gel ya down until ya (smooth, hey) I must confess I hide my fuzzy legs in my sweatpants. (Ready, shave, and shine) Leg selfie in the bathroom. You gotta learn to ready, shave and shine, yeah. (A major fine, girl we got to prune you, one routine, boom you're through) See you'll be smooth like a jazz duet. She drives just like a model citizen, but then her stubble gets a major fine. ![]() If you're in the mood for some smooth beats and even smoother skin, check it out! And, be sure to check out the Bellas in Pitch Perfect 2 when it hits theaters May 15th! "Schick, Skintimate and Pitch Perfect 2 Present - Ready, Shave, Shine" (Lyrics) She got a face that's kinda modelesque, But she got leg hair like a porcupine. Schick, Skintimate and Pitch Perfect 2 bring you "Ready, Shave, Shine" performed by the a cappella group, The Basic Pitches! Watch as they effortlessly shave, trim and dance their way through our 3-step leg care regimen.
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